Stacey Greenwood dreams of swapping the Essex Dance Championships, for the glitterball glamour of Strictly Come Dancing.

Hot, skint, and wildly ambitious, she knows fame is only one pas de bourrée away. But first she must survive, cursed auditions, dead end jobs, a dodgy agent, and a “bestie” who steals both her choreography and her trophy. Snake behaviour.

Armed with killer moves, cabaret gigs, and levels of confidence that should probably be studied, Stacey is determined to escape the Jobcentre and cha-cha her way to the top, no matter who she has to outdance, outshine, or unfollow on the way there.