Emma Crossland and Sam Wilkinson are calling an AGM to discuss their comedy careers with you, their beloved shareholders. Boasting faces made for radio and personalities made for office jobs, these two high-flying comedy consultants are here to lean in, exploit synergies, hit KPIs and absolutely hate themselves for spouting this business nonsense.

After a brief reading of last meeting's minutes, the two stand-ups will bring their differently similar outlooks to bear against such hot potatoes as gender roles, museums, pretentiousness and, regrettably, a certain amount of bodily fluids.