Sinéad has sorted her life out — the job, the plan, the inner peace (sort of!). But one knock at the door from a crazed pop fan (a “Thriftie”) sends it all spiralling down the slimy, shame-filled drain — fast. A catastrophic slip-up at work, 90,000 ticket sales, and now she’s being chased through London by a mob of fans, haunted by Irish swans, and shadowed by the slow, surreal return of everything she’s tried to outrun.

We follow Sinéad through the chaotic streets of London on the most surreal and harrowing night of her life. As she outruns the madness, she’s forced to confront past traumas, wild escapades, and the darkness she thought she’d left behind. Darkly funny, raw, and electric, this show dives deep into celebrity obsession, the grip of addiction, and a woman teetering on the edge, utterly alone.