Athena Kugblenu has worn more hats in her life than Dappy from N-Dubz. And if you don’t get that reference you’re probably too young or too old for this hour of comedy. Anyway, now she’s officially reached middle age (according to life expectancy statistics in the UK) she’s ready to reveal all the lies society feeds us about adulting, and break the system for ever. Expect to leave this show re-evaluating everything.

Work in progress.