Pirates: You Wouldn’t Steal A Boat

Spruce Moose Comedy

After being betrayed by his captain, Sharkbait Mulligan finds himself with just the clothes on his chest and the rum on his chest. Backed into a corner, he teams up with new first mate Louie to hunt for revenge, gold and bootleg DVDs.

Spruce Moose Comedy – a group of ex-Cambridge Footlights regulars with a high-energy, low-brow style – bring you their brand-new pirate voyage.

"Unprofound, unpreditable, and utterly unhinged, Pirates establishes itself as a prime piece of fringe theatre that exhibits the absurdist comedy of classic troupe performance." ★★★★ The Reviews Hub.

Event Details

Genre: Comedy

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This show will contain instances of strong language, as well as sexual references and occasional strobe lighting.

Suitable for ages: 12 and over


Audience interaction

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