What happens when you treat a medical warning like a travel itinerary?

Before departing for South East Asia, a nurse giving me the Hep-B vaccine gave me three simple rules to survive: No piercings, no tattoos, and no unprotected sex. Naturally, I did them all.

This is a honest, unfiltered tale of "spiritual enlightenment," breaking out of the system, and learning to live with absolutely no regrets.