I’d Kill for this Place

Velvet Productions

What’s inside Meg’s cool box? And why is she bringing it to a flat viewing?

Four broke friends. One mouldy flat. And the “coming out” no one was prepared for.
Sure, Meg’s been acting strange all summer, but who could have predicted that she turned into a vampire and even brought her lunch!?

Three things unite Gen Z and Millennials: being woke, not being able to afford a house, and an unhealthy obsession with vampires. In a housing crisis this bleak, everyone ends up living with a monster.
So is it really such a big deal?

Event Details

Genre: Theatre

Duration: 60 mins

Price: £12

Social Media

Instagram idkillforthisplace.play

TikTok: @idkillforthisplace.play

Information

Content warnings: strong language, loud noises, references to blood, violence, drug use and horror themes.

Suitable for ages: 16 and over

World premiere

See venue page for accessibility information.

Accessibility Rider

24 August 2026 5.00pm

Etcetera Theatre

Full: £12

24 August 2026 9.00pm

Etcetera Theatre

Full: £12

25 August 2026 1.00pm

Etcetera Theatre

Full: £12



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