They say everyone has a book inside them, a story to tell, unique and personal to them. What people don’t realise is that everyone has a pie, a crust, a layer and a  filling that either makes you a per-pie-traitor or a victim.
Hot or cold all pies are best served neat and at the Balaton cafe.
Tik Tok star Mark Lyminster (MJ) serves a selection of Freshly baked tales of murderous deeds...