One Hundred And Thirty Thousand Squirrels In London (And I Want Them All To Love Me)

Zoë Clayton-Kelly

One classically trained clown, a keyboard and an endlessly unfurling spool of string.

Singer-songwriter Zoë spirals her way through a cabaret of songs as catchy as they are surreal: 'Existential Thoughts of a Freelancer', 'Floating Naked in a Magnesium Salt Bath With Your Mum' and the overthinking junkies’ all time favourite 'All Aboard the Spiral Train’.

Unspooling her life onto the stage — while trying not to get tied up in string – Zoë is on a hunt to figure out what exactly she is hunting for.

Expect sporadic flashes of experimental dance, wisdom and pigeons. Oh and the end notes of songs being held way too long.

Event Details

Genre: Musical Comedy

Duration: 50 mins

Price: £12

Social Media

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Information

Suitable for ages: 18+

World premiere

See venue page for accessibility information.

4 August 2025 7.30pm

Canal Cafe Theatre

Full: £12

Conc: £10

5 August 2025 7.30pm

Canal Cafe Theatre

Full: £12

Conc: £10

10 August 2025 9.30pm

Aces and Eights

Full: £12

Conc: £10

11 August 2025 8.00pm

Aces and Eights

Full: £12

Conc: £10

14 August 2025 6.30pm

Aces and Eights

Full: £12

Conc: £10



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