What do you get when you cross a former Hot Topic teen with a disaffected bisexual lit major and a swooning, pelvis-forward drag king? Spoiler alert: a wildly imaginative, deeply strange, and improbably sexual journey through the annals (sorry?) of romantic literature.

From Frankenstein to Dracula to Wuthering Heights, join grade-A weirdo Zoe Maltby as she lovingly dissects the Byronic hero in all his many iterations - and maybe uncovers some clues to her own identity in the process.