Colonise This!

Matt & Matty

It’s political incompetence gone mad! Two sisters from a remote Pacific island find themselves way out of their depth when they accidentally colonise England from a chicken shop. This biting satire turns the British Empire on its head and asks what would happen if all the UK’s chickens came home to roost at once.

Event Details

Genre: New Writing

Duration: 70 mins

Price: £16

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Suitable for ages: 14 and over

World premiere

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11 August 2025 8.30pm

The Courtyard Theatre

Full: £16

12 August 2025 8.30pm

The Courtyard Theatre

Full: £16

13 August 2025 8.30pm

The Courtyard Theatre

Full: £16



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