You Never Smelled My Dog! is a whip-smart, deeply felt solo show by Ginny Evans-Pollard aka Queen Queerlysh that dives headfirst into queer love, velcro lesbianism, and the hilariously painful process of losing—and finding—yourself in relationships.

Through sharply drawn characters, poetic voiceovers, and confessional storytelling, Ginny unpacks seven years of romance, red flags, and emotional detours. Meet Mrs. Wensley, the nosy octogenarian with a heart full of unsolicited advice, and Cheyenne Montana, a lesbian cowgirl sex therapist who’s as bold as her boots are high-heeled.

Blending comedy, improv, spoken word, and lip-synced transformation, this is a journey stitched together by memory, heartbreak, and humour. Unfiltered, intimate, and sometimes absurd, You Never Smelled My Dog! explores how identity can blur inside love—and what it takes to untangle yourself.

A coming-of-middle-age story for anyone who’s ever stayed too long, left too late, or dared to begin again. For ages 14+. Queer resilience never looked so raw—or so radiant.